Jonn Elledge
14 October 2026
23 stupid reasons why Britain should never rejoin the European Union
Despite Andy Burnham’s views on Brexit, there are some arguments for not going back into the EU. Here are a few to get you started
Read the full article07 October 2026
Kemi Badenoch’s secret post-conference Tory memo
A memo from the leader to her inner circle makes clear the Conservative party’s next move – an effort to squash the young, once and for all
Read the full article30 September 2026
Churchill, the Beatles, St George: All the English heroes who aren’t actually English
Suella Braverman wants you to know that she’s not really English despite having been born in England. Her logic disqualifies some big names…
Read the full article23 September 2026
What the rich and powerful are really saying about AI
It’s going to turn us all into paperclips, and wages will become a thing of the past – as will water. Here’s how they really see the future of AI
Read the full article16 September 2026
Donald Trump’s secret plans to derail the mid-terms
After extensive talks with top MAGA insiders, TNW can reveal the tactics that will surely give the Republicans a clean sweep of the mid-terms...
Read the full article09 September 2026
21 other shocking quotes from the undercover footage of senior members of Reform
If you think the Channel 4 undercover investigation was revealing, wait until you read what Farage’s inner circle are really saying
Read the full article02 September 2026
Sorry, the Telegraph, but Meghan isn’t Britain’s biggest critic – that’s you
The right wing paper’s complaints about the moaning Sussexes are dwarfed by its own output
Read the full article19 August 2026
OK, Britain is on fire. But here’s the good news…
Seventeen reasons to be cheerful about our terrifyingly intense summer
Read the full article12 August 2026
Translating obituary euphemisms: a helpful guide
When a newspaper describes a recently dead person as ‘forthright’ or ‘eccentric’, here’s what they really mean
Read the full article05 August 2026
All the problems Instagram ads have tried to solve for me that I do not actually have
The algorithm thinks I’m a London Muslim with a New York flat who wants to try mushroom beer at a running rave
Read the full article27 July 2026
Nigecoin, 30p Lee on OnlyFans, sell Richard Tice: 20 less.. ahem.. controversial ways Reform could raise cash
Would the party need donations from Harborne and Cottrell if they simply gave up avocados?
Read the full article20 July 2026
20 things Keir Starmer could do next
Secretary-general of Nato, or Strictly Come Dancing contestant? The possibilities are endless
Read the full article15 July 2026
14 things you need to know about Count Binface and the UK’s love of novelty election candidates
Nigel Farage is facing a man with a bin on his head and plenty of predecessors on his side
Read the full article06 July 2026
17 ways Nigel Farage could get himself out of this mess
Reform’s leader is under pressure over undeclared donations from Christopher Harborne and George Cottrell. But he could still survive
Read the full article26 June 2026
It’s cool, except it makes the world hotter: The pros and cons of air conditioning
It can save your life, drain your bank account and accelerate the apocalypse. But at least you won't die sweating
Read the full article10 June 2026
But what about my leftish legitimate concerns?
The media tells us we must listen to voices from the right. Can we metropolitan liberals have some time too?
Read the full article03 June 2026
Donald Trump’s war on taste
His desecration of the White House and plans to build a huge arch in Washington DC are abominations. But for something truly hideous, check out the statue he’s put up at his golf course in Florida – if you dare
Read the full article27 May 2026
Quiz time: Can you pick the real from fake reasons new Reform councillors have already quit?
Globalist Quakers, a swastika tattoo, dead for 30 years – are these true or false?
Read the full article20 May 2026
Forget Burnham, what about making the tub of lard our next PM?
The Labour leadership contenders each have their strengths – and a lot of weaknesses
Read the full article13 May 2026
Traitors, renewables and Trump’s time running out: 18 reasons to be cheerful
The news is relentlessly bad – but, statistically speaking, things will have to get better at some point. Here are some positive thoughts to cling to amid the gloom
Read the full article06 May 2026
21 things you can’t be sure didn’t happen in the local election campaign*
*Only two of these things are actually true – we think
Read the full article29 April 2026
Arch villains: 13 reasons why the Arc de Trump reminds us of dictators’ monuments to themselves
Donald Trump wants to build a 250-foot monstrosity in Washington DC. Where could he have got that idea?
Read the full article22 April 2026
Thirty more questions that Keir Starmer didn’t think to ask
The prime minister has been damagingly incurious over the Peter Mandelson affair. But that’s not the half of it
Read the full article14 April 2026
Richard Tice says he’s giving hope to millions – his tax affairs may tell a different story
Reform’s deputy leader is under pressure over the same kind of allegations he once used to bash Angela Rayner
Read the full article25 March 2026
Nerd’s Eye View: 11 things you need to know about Easter
Digging into the detail and data to separate the noise from the news
Read the full article18 March 2026
Nerd’s Eye View: 10 things you need to know about dead US presidents
Digging into the detail and data to separate the noise from the news
Read the full article11 March 2026
Nerd’s Eye View: Nine things you need to know about Dubai
Digging into the detail and data to separate the noise from the news
Read the full article04 March 2026
Nerd’s Eye View: 10 things you need to know about Taiwan
Digging into the detail and data to separate the noise from the news
Read the full article25 February 2026
Nerd’s Eye View: 14 things you need to know about the Channel Tunnel
Digging into the detail and data to separate the noise from the news
Read the full article11 February 2026
Nerd’s Eye View: 11 things you need to know about Valentine’s Day
Digging into the detail and data to separate the noise from the news
Read the full article04 February 2026
Nerd’s Eye View: 16 things you need to know about sharks
Digging into the detail and data to separate the noise from the news
Read the full article28 January 2026
Nerd’s Eye View: Eight things you need to know about removing a mad king
Digging into the detail and data to separate the noise from the news
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