Satire

The president’s allies claim his frequent public dozes will help him be more productive

Suella Braverman wants you to know that she’s not really English despite having been born in England. Her logic disqualifies some big names…

The Channel Tunnel has been bricked up, only speakeasies sell oat milk… but there’s still a glimmer of hope

After extensive talks with top MAGA insiders, TNW can reveal the tactics that will surely give the Republicans a clean sweep of the mid-terms...

Just follow these simple six steps, and bingo – you’ve become part of the great, anti-woke fightback. So long as you don’t get caught, of course…

If you think the Channel 4 undercover investigation was revealing, wait until you read what Farage’s inner circle are really saying

Capped fares for donkey rides, yachting with oligarchs and Lib Den log flumes: How Britain’s political class have been spending the season

When a newspaper describes a recently dead person as ‘forthright’ or ‘eccentric’, here’s what they really mean

When parts of a SpaceX rocket crashed into the Moon, a new era of celestial capitalism and colonisation began

The algorithm thinks I’m a London Muslim with a New York flat who wants to try mushroom beer at a running rave

The far right trillionaire reckons his AI can do better than Christopher Nolan. It can’t

Would the party need donations from Harborne and Cottrell if they simply gave up avocados?

The Daily Mail columnist casts an extremely jaded eye over the new PM’s team

Secretary-general of Nato, or Strictly Come Dancing contestant? The possibilities are endless

Just when you thought it was safe to go back into the European Union… it’s the feel-bad movie of the summer!

The secret manual that tells you how to debunk stupid Net Zero and annoy posh people with dreadlocks

Makerfield’s new MP meets the regulars - but there are legitimate concerns about his pint-pulling

Can Reform’s Kenyon beat King of the North Burnham in Makerfield? Probably not, but here’s our candidates guide

In 2016 Britain voted to remain in the EU, which meant the poor eurosceptics all had to rebuild their careers from scratch. Here is the story of what happened to them all

The Labour leadership contenders each have their strengths – and a lot of weaknesses

A revealing look into the prime minister’s journey across the political wastes of his career

The news is relentlessly bad – but, statistically speaking, things will have to get better at some point. Here are some positive thoughts to cling to amid the gloom

A revealing look into the Reform leader’s private journal. (Is this real, or satire?* Read on to find out…)

*Only two of these things are actually true – we think