Rats in a Sack
17 July 2026
Springer prize for Thiel relieves Telegraph staff over deal
The paper's new owners have given their annual prize to the far right tech tycoon - which should be good news for its cuckoo columnists
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Express breaks news of actress’s death… just 40 years late
The paper reported the "heartbreaking" news that "one of Britain's most recognisable faces", Hylda Baker, had died. It happened in 1986
Read the full article17 July 2026
Reform go loony over journalist’s lunch
The party surreptitiously snapped a journalist having lunch with Plaid Cymru politicians in an apparent bid to shame him
Read the full article15 July 2026
Count Binface trashed on his own Times Radio
Patrick Maguire laid into the comedy candidate - perhaps forgetting they both work for the same station
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Labour donor Philip Harris returns to the Tory fold
The entrepreneur is backing Kemi Badenoch after a brief dalliance with the Labour Party
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Why wasn’t Ann Widdecombe’s alleged killer at work, demands GB News man
Tom Harwood is the only journalist posing the big question: did the politician's alleged killer take the day off work?
Read the full article14 July 2026
Reform at war with the speaker, itself and the world more generally
In the wake of Anne Widdecombe's death, the party is lashing out, making defamatory claims and fighting among each other
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Why can’t Matt Ridley say the word ‘bank’?
The retired Tory peer used an unusual turn of phrase while writing about the UK’s move to decarbonise its energy system. Why avoid the word 'bank'?
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Daniel Hannan’s half-baked psychology lesson
The peculiar peer isn't a scientist but thinks he knows how left-wingers' minds work
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Council chiefs fed up with Reform councillors’ conduct
More than half of senior council managers think councillors’ standards of behaviour are getting worse
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Daniel Hannan takes Count Binface very seriously indeed
The po-faced peer appears not to realise a man with a bin on his head might just be having a laugh
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Allison Pearson’s double standards
The Telegraph columnist lashed out at Adam Boulton for calling Ann Widdecombe a ‘spinster’ – but reserved the right to use similar language herself
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Nadine Dorries hides out in lawless London
The Mail columnist has returned to the city the paper likes to portray as a crime-stained hellhole
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Matt Goodwin manages to alienate yet another colleague
The Reform rabble-rouser fretted publicly about the number of Muhammads in the UK - forgetting his own home affairs spokesman
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The football hack who thinks Jude Bellingham should have been left at home
The Daily Mail’s Craig Hope must be haunted by a comment piece he wrote calling for England’s standout World Cup star to be dropped
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Reform’s hypocrisy over vote-dodging Farage
The party's London mayoral candidate moaned about workshy peers - while her leader failed to take part in a single parliamentary vote in over two months
Read the full article10 July 2026
Wanted: someone to save the Tories. Salary TBD
The Conservative Party is seeking a new head of media – but is cagey on what the salary for the impossible job might be
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Meet the world’s worst football columnist
The Mirror's latest star signing Helena Ford is described as a 'football journalist' - but isn't the latter and appears to know very little about the former
Read the full article10 July 2026
Deranged Dom Cummings buys into Farage’s ‘deep state’ story
Boris Johnson's former right-hand man claims a conspiracy against Nigel Farage is being cooked up at "conferences by Lake Como"
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Dunblane massacre was just one murder, claims Rupert Lowe
The Restore Britain leader downplayed the mass killing as he railed against UK gun laws to Joe Rogan
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Farage emerges… to headline a crypto-backed conference
The Reform leader is to deliver the keynote speech at a conference with a ‘strategic partnership’ with the Bitcoin Collective
Read the full article08 July 2026
All roll up for the Reform conference – tickets just £6,000
An exclusive VIP lounge, champagne breakfast with Nigel Farage - all yours, provided your pockets are deep enough
Read the full article08 July 2026
Reform loyalists go out to bat for Farage… with mixed results
Robert Jenrick ranted about Jeremy Thorpe, while Laila Cunningham confessed to not knowing what 'politically active' meant
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Reform’s village clean-up claim is AI in the sky
The party posted a picture of the result of a clean-up operation - including apparently tarmacking an entire pavement in an afternoon
Read the full article07 July 2026
Did Farage really try to keep his pub ambush out of the public eye?
The Reform leader claims he tried to hush up a protest in a pub car park - but he was happy to give it publicity at the time
Read the full article06 July 2026
How UEFA became the true star of the World Cup
European football's governing body has somehow become the moral voice of FIFA's increasingly absurd competition
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GB News faces a swathe of job cuts
The hard right channel is understood to be cutting a substantial number of jobs, with as many as 90 at risk – more than a third of its entire headcount
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Posh George poses problems for Farage and Reform
The party is struggling to deal with the latest claims over its leader’s fondness for gifts from rich chums
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Matt Hancock is back – as a trust guru
The former health secretary is returning to public life to offer advice on the subject of trust
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Matt Goodwin thinks former refugees shouldn’t be running things. Has he told Nadhim Zahawi?
The Reform rabble-rouser is furious a refugee is Lord Mayor of Bristol. But his story is remarkably similar to that of the former chancellor, now in his party
Read the full article01 July 2026
Owen Jones makes a boob on the radio
The Guardian columnist and left-wing rabble-rouser claimed dodgy defence equipment was leaving British soldiers with something called tittyness
Read the full article01 July 2026
Meet Reform’s Manchester by-election candidate… who thinks non-Reform voters should house criminals
Despite its world-beating vetting system, Reform’s candidate for Greater Manchester mayor, Sian Astley, has a colourful social media history
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