Satire

Should the dastardly progressives impose PR on the nation, the days of the Tory minority exercising unlimited power could be over... the horror

The Tories’ latest cunning plan failed miserably at the council elections, so here are some foolproof ways they could rig the next general election

Here are a few more empty ceremonies that could be held to distract the masses from the country’s ongoing elective death spiral

The anti-Starmer slur isn’t catching on. If the prime minister is stuck, there are some better insults to reach for

There are some less crass and more accurate ways for Labour to attack the government

Conservative MPs seem to have finally twigged that their gravy train is about to hit the buffers. So what else could they turn their hands to?

The Conservatives are clutching at straws. Do they think we haven't noticed?

For discredited populists, it has been the week justice hit back

If, in the future, Gary has to restrict himself to talking about football, here are some analogies it's OK for him to use

Brexiters beware, symptoms are on the rise - but never fear, here are a selection of foolproof cures for your ailments

Your favourites unite for Brexit Avengers: Infinite Culture Wars! Coming soon, whether you like it or not...

Beware, Rishi Sunak – the former PM will stop at nothing to get his old job back...

What new right wing parties can we expect to emerge in the coming years? And, who may lead them?

Meet The Wombles as you've never seen them before. (With apologies to Elisabeth Beresford...)

Come and take a walk through the sunlit uplands...

Rishi Sunak appears to be having a few wardrobe malfunctions. Is he taking a leaf out of Boris Johnson's book?

In contemporary British politics, we've come to expect scandal and this week has been no exception

Do the government really want a highly numerate populace when their own numbers aren't especially strong?

The NHS could now do with the financial boost as promised on side of the Brexit bus seven years ago

If last year taught us anything, it's that anything can happen in politics

Stop smirking, Jeremy Hunt! And do anything you can to avoid needing the NHS, Steve Barclay…

In the Year of Three UK Prime Ministers, there were more villains than heroes. We remember some of the most memorable

After all, once he’s free of Twitter he’ll be looking for something else to do

Holding the tournament in the red planet’s temperate deserts would be more hospitable and less oppressive for fans

In an attempt to save his image, what other shows could the former health secretary make all about him?

Who will Suella Braverman go after next in her attempt to out-bigot the bigots?

The name’s Johnson, Boris Johnson. Licenced to kill propriety, decency and sincerity...

Jeremy Hunt has taken the wheel of Liz Truss’s clown car

A few alternative terms for the ‘enemies of the people’, AKA everyone except Liz Truss…

If you can’t afford to turn on the heating this winter, Jake Berry has a simple solution – make sure you can afford to

What better way to fund the ailing NHS than open it up to commercial sponsorship? Comedian MITCH BENN suggests some policies we should be glad the chancellor left out of his mini budget

Comedian MITCH BENN envisions what people would've sung as they queued to see Queen Elizabeth lying in state