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What could the big hitter of Twitter shatter next?
After all, once he’s free of Twitter he’ll be looking for something else to do
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Forget Qatar: Let’s stage the next World Cup on Mars
Holding the tournament in the red planet’s temperate deserts would be more hospitable and less oppressive for fans
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A stinging endorsement of Hancock’s half-hour of fame
In an attempt to save his image, what other shows could the former health secretary make all about him?
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The new targets for Leaky Sue’s crown persecution service
Who will Suella Braverman go after next in her attempt to out-bigot the bigots?
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You only lie twice? Never say never again…
The name’s Johnson, Boris Johnson. Licenced to kill propriety, decency and sincerity...
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Backseat driver Hunt puts the Age of Truss in reverse
Jeremy Hunt has taken the wheel of Liz Truss’s clown car
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What else could we call the Anti-Growth Coalition?
A few alternative terms for the ‘enemies of the people’, AKA everyone except Liz Truss…
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Can’t pay? Just earn more, says Tories’ scary Berry
If you can’t afford to turn on the heating this winter, Jake Berry has a simple solution – make sure you can afford to
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Think the budget was bad? Look what Kwasi left out…
What better way to fund the ailing NHS than open it up to commercial sponsorship? Comedian MITCH BENN suggests some policies we should be glad the chancellor left out of his mini budget
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The ballad of the queue
Comedian MITCH BENN envisions what people would've sung as they queued to see Queen Elizabeth lying in state
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From the desk of the Prime Minister…
Comedian MITCH BENN on what advice Boris Johnson may have penned to Liz Truss as he left Downing Street
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The so long Boris songbook
The songs perfect for the exit of Boris Johnson, as presented by comedian MITCH BENN
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We’ve suffered Rees-Mogg, why not bring back smog?
The Tory government have relaxed standard after standard. Why stop there? Here are some more they can lower...
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Liz and Rishi: Two jokes that aren’t funny anymore
The pair just make it up as they go along. So, come and join Liz and Rishi at their one-stop improv shop
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Now, how can we keep the football feel-good factor?
The country is somewhat starved of feel-good stories. So, here are some ways the government could cheer everyone up
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Four little words that spell the end of satire
The words 'Prime minister Liz Truss' finally spell doom for the satire industry
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How Johnson could ride out his non-resignation
Comedian MITCH BENN on what Boris Johnson could yet do to avoid leaving Downing Street
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What will float our boats in a Pride of Brexit parade?
Comedian MITCH BENN has a few ideas on what you might see on the streets on London during a Pride in Brexit parade
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A government addicted to crises of its own making
Here are some more crises the government could engineer to deflect the blame from Brexit
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Brexit IS working – just ask Boris Johnson!
Don’t believe the hype or indeed the evidence. Leaving the EU has accomplished exactly what it set out to do... keeping the Tories in power
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No overhaul control: Truss plan borders on insanity
Solving impossible problems? It’s all in a day’s work for Liz Truss says comedian MITCH BENN
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It’s time for Johnson to press the new career button
Comedian MITCH BENN offers some suggestions for Boris Johnson’s next job
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The Partygate playlist… The sinner takes it all
Comedian MITCH BENN on the songs that could've accompanied the ‘Abba-themed’ party at Downing Street
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Scapegoats and sacrificial lambs in the Johnson zoo
As Sue Gray reports, speculation is mounting as to which and how many necks Boris Johnson will offer to the block in order to save his own
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Trying to paint Mr Rules as a law-breaker is criminal
Comedian MITCH BENN on the government’s rather telling blank-eyed incomprehension of Keir Starmer’s pledge to resign should he be given a fixed penalty notice
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Critics saying boo-hoo over new Who don’t have a clue
Comedian MITCH BENN on the inevitable reaction to Ncuti Gatwa being cast as the next Doctor from the inevitable quarters
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War and witch hunts: the Tory plan to stay in power
Here's five ways the Tories could stitch up the next election
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Priti, why Rwanda when Mordor and Mars are free?
It makes more sense for the home secretary to send incoming asylum seekers to be “processed in” Mars than Rwanda
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Emails that show Johnson is in the last chance saloon
Comedian MITCH BENN sheds light on what an email chain trying to craft the prime minister's statement on Partygate fines may look like
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A party of high taxes and low-lifes…that’s the Tories
The Conservative government has cost the country everything and themselves nothing
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Rishi Sunak can fall back on his better half-a-billion
Comedian MITCH BENN discuses what the chancellor's been up to this week as a real man of the people
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Boris Johnson must be insane to equate Brexit with Ukraine
Comedian MITCH BENN shares some other events that are, when you think about it, also just like Brexit...