Reform has finally secured the endorsement they all wanted – that of Bonnie Blue!
Blue – a pornographic film actress who made her name having sex with 1,057 men on a single day, m’lud – has this week penned an article for Michael Gove’s Spectator magazine under the headline ‘I stand with Nigel Farage’ in which she throws her weight behind the Turquoise Tories.
“I am not knowledgeable about politics, but I do know the UK is very messed up,” she tells salivating Spectator readers. “The tax system is terrible and it’s smart to leave if you have money. There are too many people here, we are too accommodating, and it is causing problems.
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“I worked for the NHS, and most people have no idea where the money goes. I like targets, although when I did the Thousand [her world record sex attempt], I asked my team not to tell me the numbers so I didn’t obsess over them.”
The winner of the Favorite Newcomer award at this year’s Pornhub Awards also used her column to speak out against inheritance tax, saying, “you’ve already been taxed on that money”. She wrote: “When my grandad died, it was particularly sad because he was too young for my grandma to receive his pension. That’s disgusting. Reform has sensible positions on immigration and inheritance tax, so I stand with Nigel Farage.”
While it is too early to know the impact Blue’s endorsement will have on Farage’s party, it’s not too difficult to see why she’s given them her backing. Whereas she stopped at 1,057, Reform, after all, have plans to fuck an entire country.
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